We have a substitute in physics and are taking turns clipping wires to his shirt when he isn’t looking.
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my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
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Now all other cotton candy is just boring.
ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME
WHAT .,.,
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ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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